Monday, June 02, 2008

And the LoveFest begins...

Yes, the hate of the past few weeks WAS only temporary.

It’s time for Final Exams, which means almost every student flat-out LOVES you.
Why?

1) They’ve earned exemption, which thrills them, so they love you for granting them what they’ve earned.
2) They have to take the Final, and they need to pass the course, so they’re going to be nice in the hopes that, should they finish with that 69, you’ll smile upon them with that 1 point.

This leaves the student DOOMED TO FAIL. These people will either A) Not Show Up, or B) Show Up Oblivious to their Fate, or 3) Show Up Pissed Off at you because they’re going to Fail. #3 is a little scary, and the rarest. #2 happens every so often and is annoying. #1…adios, my friend. At least you’re smart enough to realize your fate.

Those doomed to fail will eventually figure it all out, we hope. The rest of us will be busy with the LoveFest.